Man Talk 3rd May 2015

The latest must have social media App, we are all supposed to have is called  'Periscope'. The love child of Twitter and Facebook it's your opportunity to broadcast 'live' to the world the mundane little non important moments of your life. It's your chance to be the star of your own  'Me' TV. The world is becoming more and more obsessed with recording and playing out our lives via social media to whoever wants to watch. Periscope has only added to the dross known collectively as 'Borecore'. The mind numbing nothingness that we think other people are interested in. I just hope Periscope users torpedo the idea and it sinks without a trace. 

Their is no accounting for taste  Twitter Has turned Ed Miliband Into a Sex Symbol with over 20,000 posts under the hashtag #Milifandom - expressing their love for the labour leader- as Ed's doppelgänger double Wallace might say - cracking!!

Joey Essex opinion on the election 'They should keep things brief I mean Liberal Democrats is quite a long word innit' - He's got a point 

Superstar DJ Calvin Harris is reported to earn a milllion dollars a night spinning tunes. Not singing or dancing just pressing play - nice work if you can get it 

So that's why bees are disappearing.  A report this week claimed that bees are dieing out because they are living on the equivalent of junk food. Cheap pesticides mean the pollen is deficient in nutrients. It's the equivalent of a burgers and fries diet which leaves the bees bored and lethargic they are basically losing their buzz! - sounds familiar 

Experts have warned that marrying the Hulk could be a recipe for sleep disaster They say his thick neck would probably mean he is a heavy snorer. I'd just be careful if you ever have to tell him, you know what happens when he gets angry!