The song if you want to be happy for the rest if your life never make a pretty woman your wife, may have a ring of truth about it for some people. just ask the guy from Newcastle who won an unenviable award for 'punching above his weight' after he tied the knott with his new model bride. It's not the kind of thing you want overhear in the pub or have thrown in your face everytime you have a tiff now is it! And whilst diets seems like an obsession for most newly married women. A report this week says counting calories isn't a part of the plan for newly married men. They eat more, drink more and generally pile on the pounds once they are wed.
The hipster scruffy beardy look doesn't seem to want to go away and whilst designer scruff seems to be in vogue for the cool kids. Us normal blokes have been waiting for our little niche fashion trend. So thank goodness the football season is back and with it comes "Lads Cassual' yes fashionistas say trainers sports shirts and even shorts are the bang on new trend for autumn. Now theirs a trend us 'normal' fellas can all feel comfortable with.
After-all how many of us can carry off the flower beard, yes the cool kids (again!) are dressing up their face hair with some wild flora. Obviously not a terrace look. And where would you get it done?
Have you heard about this crazy trend on Instagram men are shaving their chest hair so it looks like a bra then posting the pictures - can't help thinking that's something they'll regret in the future
Somebody told me the other day that the first tweet was sent 18years ago it said 'just setting up my first twtr' - but my first thought was who was he going to send it too?
Hers something for all you budding DJs Paris Hilton was paid 347,000 dollars per hour for spinning discs in Ibiza this summer - nice work if you can get it!!
Have used the Siri option on your IPhone? It's the facility to ask your phone a question and it replies with an answer. This supposedly know all service isn't as good as it makes out a murderer tried to use the option to ask the question how they should get rid of a dead body? Obviously it gave the wrong answer and he's now awaiting sentencing
Saw an ad for under ease underpants the other day the strapline is 'Releave the Pain without the shame' hi tech odourless underpants - Christmas is coming!!
Everyone is talking about the woman who walked free from court after being caught by customs with sixteen grand hidden in her knickers. Maybe she was a lapdancer said one wag! Case closed then. badabing!
Here's something I heard the other day, it's impossible to stop thinking! Urgh....Think about it
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