American TV Star Lena Durham summed up that feeling that most of us have after having to much to drink. That feeling when you've had one to many and your about to be sick. She described the five seconds before you vomit as 'The lowest depth of misery'.
A report this week said that the average Briton spends over a year of their lifes with a hangover. And it takes a women two hours longer than a man to recover. One in thirteen people when asked said that drinking had played havoc with their lives and caused them to miss everything from a first date to a dream job.
Seems like a good reason to support McMillan Nurses latest campaign. They are trying to raise much needed cash for cancer care and are asking you to 'Go Sober for October' Could you give up the demon drink for a month and help a chairty. Can you imagine a month hangover free? And if you can't then you really do need to get on board.
On the subject of holding your beer. Respect to the man who became world champion beer glass carring champion. A German, ( naturally, beer drinking capital of the world) carried 27 full litres of beer in one trip from the bar. Like to see how he copes buying a round in town on a Saturday night.
Nice to know that 3 out of 4 women say they prefer to date chump chaps! They say they feel freer to indulge themsleves on a night out if their date is a bit of porker. And dating a 'bigger boned' man ( well thats what girls always say 'shes not fat she's just big boned...) they don't feel so self conscious as they would if their date slim and has abs.
Saw a new mens grooming product launched this week its called 'below the belt' and its a liquid talc for your dangly bits. It promises to keep your bits box fresh all day long, and my favourite, it gives your 'Groin Confidence'
Because thats all most mens groins are short of at the moment.
Hows this for a job an 'Affairs Coach' this 'expert' teaches you have to have an extra marital relationship, and whats better, how to jusitify it to yourself and your partner if (and she will!) finds out. When asked why he helps people to cheat and how he can condone it, he answered with a straight face 'well they asked for it!'
Will anybody be going to see Liam Neesons new film this weekend 'A walk amongst the Tombstones' Here's the plot line:- People go missing he finds them and when he finds them he kills the peole who took them. Now I might be wrong but that sounds pretty much like the plotline for Taken and Taken 2. I think the producers must have thought why change a winning formula, lets just change the title, the punters will never know!!!
Strange fact I heard this week....There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you......And that m'lud is the case for the defence.
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