So whats your view on Locker room ettiquette? Did you know their was a code of behaviour? I read this week that the do's and don't of a gym changing room have all been formalised for Metrosexual man.
From dress code, ( Who knew their was a no socks in the shower rule!) to when and where to wear a towel. And to remember you don't hog the shower. And of course, don't make puddles. And finally remember what get said in the locker room stays in the locker room. And my favourite don't be an exhibitionist..... You know what I'm taking about!
Perhaps all this showing off of our bodies accounts for the statistic this week that one in seven men regularly have their body hair waxed. Think about it next time your watching the magnificent 7
What does the aging construction billionaire Richard Linger see in the 24year old playboy model Cathy Scmitz, who he married this week. It'll never last...
Beware the fat finger! One stockbroker in Japan accidentally pressed the wrong button when carryng out a transaction last week and lost over £380 billion's worth of business. He blamed it on his over sized digit.
Just so you know... An idiot is someone whith an IQ of between 0-25 whilst an imbecile is someone who's IQ is between 26-50, make sure you get your facts right before you start brandishing the insults.
I heard this week that the Met office is to begin producing a daily weather forcasts for the sun, that's the planet, the big shinty thing in the sky Sun. I think I can save them a lot of money. Here's my weather forcast for the sun for today and all next week Hot! And if your planning on going wear sunscreen. And you can use this forcast for the forceable future as well..Scorchio!!!!
Don't panic... there is to be a Dad's Army movie out next year, and some people are up in arms. Saying its sacrilidge, and that we shouldn't spoil the memory of a TV institution. Stupid boys!!!
Moving on from the ice bucket challenge. The latest awareness campaign for men is called #feelingnuts and its features celebrities grabbing their crotches., its to raise awareness of testicular cancer.
How to save water. Pee in the shower, or thats what students in Norfolk are being asked to do to save flusing the toilet and so save water. I thought most of them
Did that anyway. Some might call not flushing lazy and disgusting they might say their just trying to save the planet.
Other planet saving ideas for conscientious students only wash the dishes once a week. maybe use the washing machine in a month with 28 days in it.
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