'What do we want? Equality, when do we want it? Now!' A men's group is is calling for equal rights for men in 2015. So move over you feminists. This year is all about the 'Menemists' Thats right, If we are to believe what they are claiming ,men have been under the cosh for to long, and its time we stood up for our rights, and tackled the oppression we all suffer from women on a daily basis! Femenists burned their bra's, maybe we'll see angry mobs of disgruntled husbands setting fire to their underpants outside the Saint Georges Hall in protest. Seize the day my oppressed borthers, if you dare.
And on the subject of underpants how many of you received armour plated undies as gifts this christmas? Not many I guess, which is a pity, as research has found that, if your in the habit of siting with your laptop on your lap, the radiation emitted can cause problems down under.( and Im not talking about in Australia here!) Armour plated underpants are on the market to reduce the threat.
The Scouse girl phenomenon of walking round town in rollers may have been a big hit with the ladies a few years ago, but I don't think Bruno Mars latest look promoting men wearing rollers in their hair in his video for the brilliant 'Uptown Funk', is going to take off. The sight of a gang of girls, shopping with big velcro rollered sets might be acceptable, but a gang of lads standing on the Kop or in the Gladys Street, 'rollered up' for a big night out later. Just isnt going to happen.
Next thing you know we'll all be wearing 'Mankets' or an extra big scarf that looks like a blanket, Its the 'trendy' look for guys or so they say, Think Ill be sticking to a coat.
Do you consider yourself a 'Hate Watcher' or somebody who when watching TV spends the whole time telling anybody who will listen how awful the programme is, how terrible the actors are and asking why we are watching such drivel. They hate watching but love telling everbody about it!
Can't say I'm to impressed wit the latest government advice on how we should get our information if there is ever a Nuclear apocolypse, or a major life threatening catastrophe. They say check Facebook Twitter or other social media sites for news. Obviously who ever thought of that idea is not a regular social media user, or they would know that there are already regular reports of all kinds of appocolypses from the zombie type to the Alien landings. If twitter was taken at face value, we'd all be stockpiling food and living in our cellars.
The great phillosopher Joey Essex, credited for introducing the word 'Reem' to the english language, was asked for his predictions for the word of 2015, his choice – 'Whopper' – to be used to celebrate an achievement, as in, 'The column is complete and its 'Whopper!'
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