Coming through....'man-slammed'

Man talk 8th February 2015 

Coming through coming through step aside, if you don't want to be 'man slammed' that is. Yup the growing problem of who's got the right of way on the pavement is becoming a big issue when the irresistible force that isn't looking where they are going collides with the immovable object who isn't prepared to give way. There is never a winner, just an embarrassing sidewalk bump. 'The know it all's' blame it on our 'always in hurry' lifestyle and our over use of the iPod & the mobile telephone. I blame anyone I bump into because it's never my fault and why doesn't everybody else just look where there going coz I'm coming through! 

Men you may want to frame this next paragraph -  A judge in Germany has ruled that it's a man right to stand up to pee - A landlord wanted to hold back a tenants deposit because he claimed his dribbling when using the toilet had marked the bathroom floor. The judge threw the case out. Saying a little but of pee going astray couldn't be helped it was 'collateral damage'. - Case dismissed!!

You might also like to know that a standing wee in Germany is called a 'stepinkler'. Whilst a sitting down visit to the loo is called a sitzpinkler 

I liked the story this week that BBC's Songs of praise is auditioning for a football choir to sing 'Abide With Me'  at the cup final at Wembley. Imagine them holding X factor style auditions...what team do you support....Everton....And what will you be singing?.. 'And if you know your history' ......off you go 

They say some animals can sleep through anything, and  experts believe that's why some animals survived a catastrophic meteorite  crashing into the earth 65 million years ago. Imagine they got a bit of a shock when they woke up and saw the world trashed Thought that was some party then asked where's everyone gone? Like a scene from a prehistoric version of 'The Hangover' 

A bar in Hope Street has been named as one of Britains most beard friendly pubs. I want to know what makes a bar 'beard friendly'? Is it like a beardy man refuge, A sanctuary full of trendy hipsters all congregated together to moan about how tough life is when you've got a big bushy beard and how nobody understands what it's like when you've got a half your dinner stuck to your facial hair except this here friendly pub landlord! Save the hipster