Forget about pouring water over your head, the new awareness-raising trend for men is supposed to be all about drawing attention to testicular cancer. However taking a selfie of yourself crotch grabbing, then hashtagging it #feelingnuts ( there's a joke in there ) isn't the most elegant way of raising awareness
Outrage in toy-land this week when a new slimline Bob The Builder showed up for work. The new Children's TV 'Bob' has had a makeover and some people don't like it. Commentators say the 'new Bob' is too skinny that he looks like he'd over charge and probably be a Ukip voter!
Had to laugh at David Cameron's outrage at being asked to pay a seven billion pound bill to the EU and him complaining about it being to high and not having enough time to pay. Welcome to the real world Mr Prime minister you've obviously never had to deal with Her Majestys Customs and Revenue.
Mike Bassett the hopeless England manager is to work again, well on film anyway. Ricky Tomlinson is getting his job back and reviving the character for a new film. However after seeing some of Roy Hodgsons performances in front of the camera you wonder if he ever went away
Heard about the panda that's Been faking a pregnancy to get more food. The keepers say she got away with it because with pandas,telling if their pregnant isn't always black or white ha ha ha
They may not be top dogs for to much longer Those two top male models David Beckham and David Gandy that is, are being challenged by a new young pup on the fashion scene Bodhi, a four-year-old Shiba Inu (that's a breed of dog) also known as Menswear Dog, has over 146,000 followers on Instagram and models everything from suits, to ties and sunglasses. Can't imagine he'd look that great in pair of white thunderpants though
You can now buy spreadable beer in Italy? Wonder how many sandwiches you can eat before your over the limit
Japan had urged its citizens to stock up on loo rolls after a volcano threatened to erupt close to its number one toilet paper production plant. I think they'll need more than toilet rolls if that goes off.
In china you can now buy yourself a virtual girlfriend she contactable 24 7 via your mobile phone. You can choose a personality for your imaginary little miss perfect and the makers promise that she'll always be there for you with comforting little messages or to listen to your complaints, I'm sure when their wives find out they'll be getting their own personalised reality check.
They say every problem is also an opportunity. Take the Ebola virus for example In the USA some people are treating it as a 'business' opportunity. 'Ebola’- emblazoned t-shirts and bags are selling like hot cakes, Ebola hazard suits are the big sellers for Halloween and there's even an Ebola microbe toy for kids. When one entrepreneur was asked why he was cashing in on the potential global catastrophe he said because like ‘fashion its infectious’
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