Man Talk 29th May

Man Talk 29th May

Here's some news to brighten your weekend. Pop Diva Kylie Minogue is on the look for a bald fat bloke as her next 'Mr Right' she said she's fed up with hunks. And would be quite happy to settle for a man who's grey and has a bit of a paunch. good looking guys is where she went  wrong Now isn't that music to every middle aged single mans ears. Gives her song I should be so lucky a totally new meaning.

So are you twiddling your thumbs thinking how are you going to spend your days until the footie season starts again? Well how about finding yourself a new sport to pas the time. The question is, what is the definition of a sport? A big court case recently found that card games such as bridge should be classed as a sport. Being old skool,  I like the definition I once read better. It said, sport is anything you have to change your shoes for. 

Tests have found that some men's beards contain the same kind of germs found in a toilet. If that wasn't bad enough, the researchers found in some beards the levels of bacteria were so high if it was in the water system it have to be closed down. Think about that next time your child is dangling on Father Christmas's knee 

Are you a 'Prepper'? Thats what  the American Media have dubbed its citizens who are stockpiling for an impending disaster. Catastrophes they are preparing for include, a zombie apocalypse. Or worse still the collapse of civilisation. Their are now so many people in America who believe its only a matter of time before the end literally does become nigh, that they recently held a convention to talk about and prepare  for it. Those who attended are so totally obsessed with preparing for the end if the world, they describe themselves as 'Doomtards' - I cant imagine a night out with any of them would be a barrel of laughs. 

Now here's something you don't see on the jobs page of the Echo. In a Saudi Arabia paper  their was a vacancy advertised for eight executioners, didn't say anything about experience or training, or why they need eight. Could be business is booming or perhaps the former employees all  got the chop!