Sunday 18 May 2014

Man Talk 16th January 2014



There's an art to growing a beard which sadly I haven't got  if your a celebrity your facial growth is supposed to reflect your character, no surprises then that Jamie Noonan  star of the new 50 shades of grey has designer stubble David Beckhams latest  face fur is a manly Maine whilst prince Harry just back from the Antarctic has cultivated a rugged macho grizzled look. I'd love to have any of the above but seems like fate has left me with a stark choice of two which I can take a stab at, there's the wolf of wall streets star Leonardo Di Caprio's weasley goatee which he seems to favour but I think looks just a little bit seedy or the Christian Bale American hustle face fuzz.as neither are very appealing looks like it's carry on shaving - next week it's the age old dilemma of wearing a hat yes or no? 

Presents I could have received for Christmas but didn't - A pee indicator this handy little chart is fixed above he toilet bowl and charts what colour healthy pee should be after all who knew  straw coloured is healthy whilst clear pee indicates you've drank to much water and amber or honey coloured means your dehydrated and finally red means see a doctor think of it as your own 50 shades of urine 

A recent report claimed  that sweaty men are more creative. It's worth pointing out the report said sweaty which is not an excuse for not washing 

Things I'm tiered of hearing so far this year - I'm  only having a salad or these protein shakes are really filling. Yes diets and detox are the talk of-the town I feel the peer pressure to join I'm resisting for the moment. 

Fad diet of  the week - the breatherian diet - it's a diet of fresh air nothing else. Well at least it's cheap! 

Men's underwear sales were up 20% over Christmas the designer names such as Beckham Renanoldo and now model David Gandy are cornering the market. It's getting so popular Selfridges has it's own pants wall but the big question we all want to know is  what makes the perfect pants ? Butt lift says Gabbana of Dolce & Gabbana - so now you know 

Lewis smith lost his beer belly from over Christmas through high intensity excersizing for just 10 minutes a day - what every day! P

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