OK, so how many of you have a 'Grudge list'? Never heard of it? No neither had I until last week, when I read that Hillary Clinton is a big fan. She likes to keep a record of all those people who have crossed her over the years, Obviously she likes the idea of revenge being a dessert best served cold, because she says some of the names go back a long long time. and who'd want to be on that list, especially as she's a serious contender to be the next President of the USA. If I were husband Bill or his old intern friend Monica Lewinski I'd be afraid, very afraid!
When I heard somebody talking about a new Supergroup being formed the other day I thought of all the musical legends who could have been involved, maybe Springsteen on lead Elton John on piano and perhaps Jagger fronting it. Imagine my disappointment on hearing that this 'supergroup', with a small 's' was being put together for ITV2's The Big Reunion show. They have clubbed together a hotch potch of british talent with a small 't' including 'The One and Only' (hit) Chesney Hawkes, Gareth Gates a random from Five the leg-end that is Kensie from Blazing Squad and 'big' Dean Bowers to form the future musical powerhouse '5th Story'. Which is where a lot of music fans will be jumping from if they ever become popular.
Gents, this is your fiveday warning - Valentines Day is Friday, and in case your wondering what you can give the love of your life without it costing you an arm and a leg. How about this pearl of wisdom I came across this week. Researchers on popular daytime TV programme This Morning have found that the key to happy marriage is spending time apart. Obviously Friday wouldn't be the best day to start, but the GM experts say try and spend more time away from each other. I didn't catch the bit that said how much time days, weeks months? But a bit of space is all most women want, and any complaints about you not being around much just blame it all on Phil and Holly. After all don't they say absence makes the heart grow fonder
The key to a happy marriage is as comedian Jim Davidson and now Celebrity Big Brother winner, reminded us this week is what you do for each other,.He said there's nothing I wouldn't do for her and there's nothing she wouldn't do for me, so we spend our lives doing nothing for each other. That joke was severely edited for a family paper.
You really don't want to get on the bad side of an ex. A dumped wife got her revenge this week by taking her former partner to court. Claiming she had given him a life saving kidney and now that they are no longer together she wants it back. Maybe she should ask for interest as well perhaps his spine!
So 'Short man syndrome' does exist, researchers have found that below average height men are paranoid, distrustful and generally get more angry more easily. I bet some short men having read this will be furious tearing up the paper and calling the findings rubbish – But what else would you expect, its in their genes!
Wouldn't you love the luxury of being able to blame a dodgy haircut on your job Brad Pitt has been seen all over Hollywood this week with a very severe Barnet, lucky old Brad, he always has the excuse it's for a film. I suppose it's one of the perks of having a 'bradhair' day
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