More of my urban ramblings....
Be honest we'd all like to dress like Harry Styles. But when you hear those words 'Put that back your to old' well its like a knife to the heart. Its gotten to the point now where Barbara doesn't even use words its,I only have to look at something she considers not my age apropriate and she let her feelings be known with a simple but very cutting 'tut'. The Peter Pan in me want to wear the latest skinny jeans, to wear flash colours and to have my top shirt button fastened. Unfortunatley the killer words 'slim fit' are there for a reason, I find i'm wearing fashion in revers these days top button on my shirt fasttend bottom button open. Saddly Its called a belly button for a reason.
Must have been a cold day when David Beckham did the photoshoot for his latest swimwear collection . As they say time and tide waits for no man and looking at the photo's he doesn't look half the man he used to be. Not so much 'goldenballs' as golden ollies
Did you see the story last week about the 'Witch doctor' who told one of his gulible followers that as part of a magic spell he was casting on him, amongst other things he had to allow a Hynea to eat his genitals. Speaking from hospital where he was recovering, he said he was promised that if he did it he would become rich! Can you believe that? And I bet the Hyena said he just did it for a laugh!
If you lived in America and where thinking of re-loacting what would be your biggest consideration? Well one estate agent thinks they know, - Where would you be safe from a zombie appocolypse? Top 3 places to avoid are Washington DC, New Jersey and Mississippi. Safest places to live are Colorado Wyoming and Alaska. You may want to take into consideration when booking a holiday, Florida is high on the places to avoid list also.
Sixty is the new Forty. Survey shows that as we approach this milestone age we become more creative. Bowie, McCartney and other music legends such as Bobby Womack and Tom Jones are said to be producing their best work in decades. Bowie for example has won the Mercury Prize and his latest album is being hailed as a classic. Golden years they certainly are.
Don't slouch, sit up straight, and turn that light out, thats not your mother barking out the orders its your mobile phone, where one of the latest trends in 'apps' is for 'nag-tech' its predicted to be the next big thing. Now do as your told and download some.
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