Sunday 18 May 2014

Man Talk 26th January 2014

 

 

They used to say 'every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man', The twist this year is all the girls are crazy about grizzly looking tough guys in tuxes. The rough look is definitely in. Celebrities such as Jared Leto and Joaquin Phoenix have  rejected looking fresh and sparkly in favour of 'beardy', mean and moody. Think less Frank Sinatra, more Frank Gallagher from Shameless.  The current crop of 'flavour of the month' male Hollywood 'A' listers have adopted the wild man tamed for the night as their signature  look.  And yes they may have visited the salon but it wasn't for a haircut it was for a hair up. They've made the man-bun the hairstyle of the moment. rough and ready but with a stylists twist is definitely the hot look in tinsel town.   

 

It was reported this week that fine dining is dead, going out for a meal these days is all about the nosh not the posh, I blame Jamie Oliver 

 

One pump or two, turns out men just don't know when to stop when it comes to

applying their deodorant And heres the news boys, a survey this week says 80% of

girls don't like it They say its sickly and overpowering, more soap less splash

seems to be the message

 

So now we know the majority of comedians have psychological problems a survey

has found and how do we greet this news? we laugh at them!!

 

Stupidest argument of the week – who cut David Cameron's hair, believe it or not

some barbers are arguing over who can take credit for the PM's barnet! Order

order please gentlemen!!!

 

Instead of celebrating the best of cinema isn't nice to see awards the recognise

some of the awfulness we've had the misfortune to sit through over the last

twelve months, 'The Razzies' or the alternative oscars, celebrating the worst films of the year were announced this week. Those nominated included such epic fails as The Lone Ranger, After Earth and the dreadful Grown Ups 2. Blcokbusters that have given X rated a whole new meaning.

 

I've seen most of the contenders for this years best film Oscar, and I have to

say head and shoulders above them all is American Hustle. Christian Bale

deserves an Oscar just for his master class in how to construct a combover.

 

A man is suing a popular toothpaste company for false advertising after he

failed to score himself a girlfriend despite cleaning his teeth every day.! He

says the product failed to live up to its claim to boost confidence and

attractiveness and said all the rejection from women  caused him mental

suffering. Obviously he's lost his ring of confidence.

 

 

 

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