Is their anything more uncomfortable than talking to a man wearing a wig? I Had that awkward experience the other day, Its like the 'Medussa effect' your scared to look them in the eye in case you turn to stone. And if you do make eye contact your gaze is drawn up to his hair, it's like a magnet you can't help yourself.
Especially if it's a bad one and it's really noticeable, thats when you have your awkward where do I look moment
The thing is You can't help but think there's something dodgy about a man in a wig, but the big question is what's worse a man in a bad wig or a man with a Bobby Charlton combover? Or how about going even more extreme - The man who paints his head with coloured hairspray, I often remember seeing a man around town with what looked like shoe polish smeared over his bonce I think he thought it would disguise his bald patch,but all it did was give him a shiny head, and on sunny days he'd have streaks, it was not a good look. Vanity is the main reason men persist in this most unsocial of cover ups, we all want to look forever young and for some that starts by having a good head of hair. Unfortunately a mismatched ill fitting wig can leave you looking like the bear on the Muller Rice advert......rice rice baby, is not nice nice baby
Can you believe scientists are boasting about unearthing a million year old virus, what are they doing! haven't they seen any of those films! Get ready to pack up and head for the hills.
The Monocle is being touted as the new must have. The fashionistas say we should all embrace the trend for the single eye glass as favoured by toffs and Lord Snooty in the comics . If you haven't got yourself one already next time your in town, maybe keep your eye out for one.
Do you suffer from 'text kneck'? Its a condition more and more of us are prone to and is keeping Chiropractors in business. The symptoms are back kneck and shoulder pain, the problem is caused by the hunched position we adopt when walking around messaging on our phone.
Other medical news getting angry makes you 5 times more likely to have a heart attack, facts like that make my blood boil.... ooh hang on!
A back packer survived in the Australian wilderness for 18 days by just eating flys. On first hearing this I thought wow, then I thought have you seen the size of some of those things. As big as small birds. I'm not surprised he survived he probably put on weight!
A man was slammed this week for tattooing his dog. Whilst i'm not in favour of inking your pets I get this picture of bull dog strutting down the road proudly showing off his 'tats'
Don't forget its mothers day next week, so get your mum something nice, and don't forget to spoil your mother in law too. And if your ever in Denmark don't make the mistake of ever telling your wife she is uglier than her mother its a crime and punishable with a year in prision. If you do the crime you'll do the time.
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